How to Fail, Saturday Style

1) Assemble file boxes. √

2) Tear house apart. √

3) Say, "Screw this." √

4) Eat ice cream, watch TV. √

5) Trip over huge paper mess for next few weeks.

http://www.stumpymoose.com/archive/page.asp?id=839

Oh, and while I'm at it, this amuses me:

Also in recent news, I saw the new Star Trek at the drive-in last Saturday night. Completely awesome, and I've come to a realization, (see Armali.)

I am Spock!


Live long and prosper, folks.